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The Misheard Lyrics Project!

In which I attempt to transcribe the songs of bands whose lyrics aren't readily available.

It's that good.

I should explain that in the spirit of mishearing, I've replaced any word I can make neither head nor tail of with the word Smurf. That's not me having a stroke mid-transcribe.

First to the hacking block: the contents of the Cardboard Radio EP, plus a couple of songs off their website.

Instructions: 1. Click on song title, 2. Stare in bafflement, 3. Send email of complaint

Too Sick to go to the Dogs

Back Alley Girl Blues

Knackers Yard

Edward Cheese

Him, Her, You, Me, Everyone