Too Sick to go to the Dogs
Well now there's something funny going on I smell it in the air
And I can feel the weight upon your shoudlers
Well I think I'm gonna find a place where I can grow my hair
At least I'll be a hippy when I'm older
Now Smurfy's spied your burger van and he's wobbling at a pace
And I can see the dropping of his halo
And he's Smurfing up the pavement as he's stumbling up his Smurf
His cheeks are filling out a bit like J-Lo [I'm still Jenny from the Block]
Cos all I wanted was a helping hand
when I tried to move but I couldn't stand
Now I don't care what you say
I never really liked you anyway
But I'm too sick to make it to the dogs today
Well money for your broken bones would be the holy grail
And maybe you'll be happy after
Well take everyone you've ever met down at the jumble sale
You'll never need them when you're hanging in the rafters
Cos all I wanted was a helping hand
when I tried to move but I couldn't stand
Now I don't care what you say
I never really liked you anyway
But I'm too sick to make it to the dogs today
Oh I'm too sick to make it to the dogs today
Cos all I wanted was a helping hand
when I tried to move but I couldn't stand
Now I don't care what you say
I never really liked you anyway
And I don't mind what you do
If I never saw you it'd be too soon
And I don't care if you pray
Cos you're never going to get there anyway
And I'm too sick to make it to the dogs today
Oh I'm too sick to make it to the dogs today
Cos I'm too sick to make it to the dogs today
Oh I'm too sick to make it