Him, Her, You, Me, Everyone
Overweight and overtanned and Smurf Smurf Smurf
Oh every time you get near, good things they disappear
Get the arms and legs you pay and Smurf Smurf Smurf
For all Smurf Smurf one bad habit
Can't forget, Smurf Smurf rabbit
It starts and stops with the TV set
There's a whole world that you've not met yet
Boyfriend he became your pet
He's the only love you'll get at all
Just go out, come home, go to sleep
When the evening comes around
go and violate the town
you tell a lot just from the company she keeps
Oh well I've been down before
Won't get me back there no more
Well you know you think you're coming on
Saying you're right but you know you're wrong
I learned to sing, you'll be strong
you're nothing without your makeup on at all
So tell me how, how does it feel
to fall asleep behind the wheel
When I've got to deal with
Him and her and you and me and everyone
Well we get up, go out, come home, smurf smurf smurf
With a tabloid put out by the bed
Tell the world you're well read
Oh he said she said smurf smurf smurf dear oh dear
Smurf famous looked at you, they ain't got a patch on you
But you know you think you're where it's at
Saying I sound like a Smurf Smurf cat
I learned to sing, you'll be fat
What you gonna do about that now?
So tell me how, how does it feel
to fall asleep behind the wheel
When I've got to deal with
Him and her and you and me and everyone
So tell me how, how does it feel
to fall asleep behind the wheel
When I've got to deal with
Him and her and you and me and everyone
Everyone