Knackers Yard
[First four only appear in live version]
Oh lord, oh lord, won't you send me an angel down
Ain't got no angel, just send me your teasing brown
so lord, oh lord, oh send me an angel down
Ain't got no angel, send me your teasing brown
Now I used to think married womens were the sweetest womens of all
I'm gonna change that and say you better leave married womens alone
They'll tell ya, that they'll love ya, oh they'll love you so so hard
And they'll take you down, and they'll sell you to the knackers yard
We are to a grasshopper
I couldn't even talk before they Smurf it on my Smurf
Well innocence is so sublime
Outside playing all the time with my little toy Smurf Smurf
The ambition was born, the future bright
You're gonna see my name in lights, it's Smurf I'm told
Well early on when I presumed
I'll never be in tune in this dirty little hole
Ain't nowhere nobody's running to
We're all hanging round here to die
In the end it's time that kills you
Well right now I'm just killing time
Friday nights have been kicking off,
Travelling in his tablecloth when he pulled himself tonight
[John Wayne with the tablecloth has blown himself tonight --live version?]
And Crowbar Larry got the recipe,
I've gotta go and give your little girly all the HIV but only if she look alright
And my friends I'm sure that they'll all try
When they want to leave but I'm resigned just to watch them up sticks and go
Well frequently they might return,
Soon enough they're gonna have to go and learn just what it is they know
Well there ain't nowhere nobody's running to
We're all hangning round here to die
In the end it's time that kills you
Well right now I'm just killing time
Well maybe I'm gonna go and head down South
I'm never gonna live hand to mouth or else that is what they say
Or even live to see past 25, at least I'll be alive
[Or come all a cropper on the M25, I might still be alive --Live version]
And my teeth will be OK
Well there ain't nowhere nobody's running to
You're all hangning round here to die
In the end it's time that kills you
Well right now I'm just killing time